How well do you know your church?
Over three issues of our magazine, your
quizmaster set thirty
questions, ranging from the obvious to the obscure,
about the fixtures and
1. Where and why is the archiepiscopal porker?
easy starter. Robert
Runcie, Archbishop of Canterbury, kept a herd of pigs, and
a representation of
the porker is on the bottom right hand corner of his
2. Where is there one toe short?
Even easier. The Christ child in the Mother Maribel Madonna statue has only four toes on one foot.
3. Where is there a ’typo’ in a window?
tougher now.The window
is in the south aisle, depicting the Venerable Bede. The
magazine explains the mistake (an ‘o’ instead of an
4. Where is a saint anticipating an upside-down crucifixion?
Carved in stone on the pulpit, St Peter is shown with an inverted cross, the supposed means of his death.
5. Where can you find a Gay doctor?
Dr Gay (his name, not his orientation!) is honoured on a brass plaque in the south aisle.
Catherine is traditionally
seen carrying a ‘Catherine Wheel’ representing the manner
of her death. She is
doing so on the chancel screen carving and in one of the
7. Where do two angels look the wrong way?
On both wings of the reredos above the High Altar, painted angels are shown facing inwards – but one on each side faces outwards.
8. Where is there one ‘S’ missing on a repeated monogram?
The same location: there are hand-painted ‘ihs’ monograms on the folding wings of the reredos, but the third letter is missing on one of them in the right hand panel.
9. Where uniquely is there an ‘S.’ instead of a ‘St.’?
The statue of our patron is labelled as ‘S.Faith’ – the only time this occurs in the church.
10. Where can you find the name of a bishop’s father?
Kenneth McCulloch, father of Bishop Nigel McCulloch, is one of the war dead listed on the framed record in the Chapel of the Cross.
11. Where can you find ‘Elcum’ – and why?
Carved in stone on the chancel screen. Our founder, Douglas Horsfall, commissioned the screen as a memorial to his son, Robert Elcum Horsfall, killed in the 2nd World War.
12. Where can you see the work of Salviati of Venice?
or at least his famous
firm, was responsible for the great reredos behind the
impossibly obscure question!
The young man is Niel Brooks, and that’s the correct
spelling, as on the plaque
below the ‘Boy Jesus’ statue, given in his memory by
14. Where can you find something designed by the architect of Liverpool Cathedral?
The chancel screen, designed by Sir Giles Gilbert Scott.
15. Where is there a running dog, and what does it signify?
It’s in the St Faith’s window (our oldest piece of stained glass, near the pulpit). The dog is the trademark of the window’s designer, Herbert Bryans.
16. Where and what is the product of Ferdinand Stuflesser’s company?
This is the
Great Crucifix, the
almost life-size statue of Christ on the cross, situated
in the Chapel of the
Cross. The Austrian firm of Stuflesser was responsible
17. Where would you find Veronica and what is she doing?
She is depicted on the 6th of the woven Stations of the Cross, where she is shown wiping the face of Jesus.
18. Where is our national saint currently to be found?
The statue of St George is currently in place in a window alcove at the west end of the north aisle
19. Where is there quite a lot of Zirbel wood?
See the first question above. We discovered that Zirbel wood was used for the cross on which Jesus is nailed.
20. Where is another Crosby church to be seen in St Faith’s?
Runcie window, by the
south porch door, pictures St Luke’s, Crosby, which Robert
Runcie attended as a
boy before becoming part of St Faith’s congregation
21. Where are the three lambs to be seen in St Faith’s?
Lamb of God, is at the
bottom of the central panel of the reredos. The second,
carved in wood, the
symbol of St Agnes, is at the feet of the saint on the
22. Where and how often can you find the name of Horsfall inscribed at St Faith’s?
The name of
our founder, is not to be found anywhere in the church.
His son, Robert Elcum
Horsfall, is listed among the war dead on the framed
23. Where is Fr William Hassall remembered by name in our church?
A plaque above the choir stalls (vestry side) records the restoration of the organ done as a memorial to him
24. Where can you find several small white monks – and how many are there of them?
They are the trademark symbols of Whitefriars glass, and are in the bottom corners of xx of the north aisle stained glass windows
25. Where is the work of Sister Anthony to be seen?
Sister Anthony and the Metropolitan Cathedral team designed and wove the fourteen Stations of the Cross; also the banner of St Faith kept in the chancel
26. Where would you go to see a pair of pandas?
They are in the representation of the ark on the Junior Church banner, kept in the Chapel of the Cross; it was made by Diana Waters
27. Where is there a Bell in St Faith’s?
A Bell, not a bell! Joseph Bell, heroic Chief Engineer of the Titanic, is remembered with honour on the brass plaque in the north aisle
28. Where is Queen Victoria cited, and why might she not have been amused?
She is mentioned on the dedication stone inscription above the choi8rstalls on the north wall of the chancel. She was no fan of Anglo-Catholicism, by all accounts!
29. Where is one with black, and not just red and gold, to be seen?
13 of the 14 Stations of the Cross are woven in gold on a red background: One of them, the 12th, also has a black motif
30. Where does your quizmaster’s name have him in stitches?
Audrey Dawson’s Centenary banners record the names of past and (then) present clergy and wardens, including this writer’s name, which is in green.
Uploaded July 2015; tweaked September 2018